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Wednesday, April 8, 2009


When I was younger, my older sister used to tell me i had to be bat-girl... or bat-woman, or whatever the fuck her name really was... but true to my rebellious nature I remained glued to batman himself. Fuck barbie dolls, that guy had a black cape, a sexy mystery (like tuxedo mask from sailor moon... damn, he was hot too) and rock hard, plastic abs. What more could a 13 yr old farm girl ask for?

Plus he had shiny toys that seemed impossibly cool.

Catwoman was a bitch, Poison Ivy sounds like an STD villain and Robin wore tights...

so Batman wins.


if you happen to be a billionaire...