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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

a lil secret

Play live concert dvds on the tv in the background while having sex.

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5 comments:

luis said...

I'm going to give them a try. might be hard, one hand on the remote the other.... um well you take a guess right now thats how I roll....I know sad

lol

Tom said...

Why?

achigurh said...

blue screen, blues and booze...works every time!

Michael said...

What do you do if she (or he in your case) gets really into the DVD and ignores everything else?

LupineLooPine said...

I think you're some kind of strange audiophile who needs to suck the energy from an excited crowd to be lifted to some euphoric state.. that WITH sex , takes you to euphoric state 2. Entering another gate of pleasure rather than that of dreams.

So that answers Tom's question I think. To Michael.. the dude would then be really, really gay.. or a real audiophile to the extent that he does it with the holes in cassettes and music dvds and cds.. and if he has one that fits into one of them holes then I don't think MissP is going to reach pleasure level 2 anyway. Maybe 1.5.. but those states are rather discrete aren't they? Like Quantum levels.

To achigurh.. yeah dude.. and have a smurf blow up doll as well. Man oh man, you don't know what sex is like unless you're doing it in a blue room to a blue eyed person painted blue on a smurf bed with a Barney pillow (lil bit of purple to add spice), all the while listening to the blue man group concert DVD playing after having drunk some blue Curacao. Man I'm getting red thinking of all them blue!

Luis my man, there's nothing like having one hand on the remote and the other on the control. But you only roll roaches man. You gotta pull on the P-string and jiggle your G-string while drinking red bull to give you wee wings. Bulls and roaches roll hand and remote.. just saying.

This takes care of another long and interesting commenting experience for me. Hope this was to your liking miss viking MissP. You're like Thor compared to me.. and I'm like Igor compared to you. It has that nice distorted harmony going on.

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