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Saturday, June 20, 2009

pulp fiction (1994)

One of the best movies in my opinion and I just discovered after watching it again that you see Bruce Willis' PENIS!!The French girl in the white bathrobe is my favourite character too.


3 comments:

LupineLooPine said...

I had to turn up the gamma on my monitor to such an extent, that I could only catch his butch coolidge for a microsecond before being painfully blinded and left in a delirious stupor. I continued to lick the screen at the point where I imagined the rod to be by making use of the remnants of my cones, as tears drooled from my glistening zonked eyes, staring into infinity both dazed and glazed, all the while remembering how as a child all I longed to do was rub my then prominent facial stubble on his prickly head to open up my sixth sense or perhaps experience the fifth element. I see his other head has appealed to you .. but the point remains that he has touched us by making us want to touch his head.. in our own swaying ways. Perhaps the tears were also on account of the fact that I should've had my monitor checked by a technician, or technically monitored a cheque and bought a new one, as apart from the blinding light .. the electrified gaussed screen from my ungrounded monitor had fried my tongue ala a well grilled sirloin. I now type this..licking my groin my my sirloin tongue, beers streaming down my face as the college jock pours it over my head while his mates laugh and point and occasionally throw boiled eggs at my eyes.. still fairly hot.

Despite all of this miss MissPacman.. 08 even, and particularly due to the inclusion of Bruce Willis, this has been one of the finest rough experiences in my tender unrendered life.

Anonymous said...

I love the French girl, too. There's just something magically entrancing about her. (Kind of like yourself.)

Do you ever squirm when reading Lupine's comments? (He should do a lecture tour or something. People may love or hate what he says, but it will always be a memorable experience.)

Anonymous said...

She's Russian ma'am. Better?

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