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Sunday, December 27, 2009

"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage" - William Shakespeare


achigurh said...

Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.

---The War of the Roses

Michael said...

Hanging is cheaper than divorce, as well.

TheRavenSword said...

I sure hope, Bill does´nt get mad for this:

12thN – A1, S5

Enter HM and Comedian

HM: So, where have you been?, tell me or I will not speak to you again. Besides, Olivia will kill you for leaving.

Comedian: Let her!!! Dead men tell no lies.

HM: Meaning what?

Comedian: Just that, a dead man can´t lie because… he's dead.

HM: That´s a lame joke!! And even I know where that “Dead Men Tell No Lies” motto, comes from.

Comedian: Where, my luv? (Trying to sound like Jack Sparrow).

HM: From the wars; and that´s a fact that you can use in one of your jokes.

Comedian: Well, I´ll give you smart, but… if you think you're telling me something funny. I have to tell you that professional fools, such as myself, like to make up our own material.

HM: Yet you will be killed for being so long absent, or sent packing — is not that as good as a hanging to you?

Comedian: Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage; and, as for sending someone packing, let summer bear it out.

HM: You are resolute, then?

Comedian: Not so; but I´m hanging on my lace straps here.

HM: So, if one breaks, the other will hold; or, if both break, your breeches will fall.

Comedian: Ha, Ha!! Well done!! Very witty, keep on doing as you are doing… you're as witty as Sir Toby is sober.

HM: Peace out, you rogue, no more o' that. Here comes Olivia, so make your excuse wisely. Nice talking to you.

Exit HM

Comedian: Wits, don´t fail me now and come up with something quick. Those wits, that think they´re so smart do very often prove themselves as fools. And I, that I´m sure I lack them, may pass for a wise man - For as the Mayor says: “Better a Witty Fool, than a Foolish Wit.”

Kindest regards,

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.

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