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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

obsquatch VS anglobaptist*

7 comments:

Michael said...

I would think this incentive is more suited to converting Jews or Muslims.

obsquatch said...

This is a delicious argument. Here's the rub. If God is infallible, wouldn't he have then made his only son, whom he loves and wants the world to love and through his son, love Him, wouldn't He have made is son entirely out of bacon? Then the trinity would be bacon, egg, and cheese.

By the way, I love the way your mind works. Have some more lemonade.

Michael said...

Yeah, He should've made His son out of bacon instead of those tasteless crackers. Communion would be much better. What was He thinking?
Well, at least He made His blood out of wine. That was cool.

chaser said...

amen, Brother Obsquatch

Tripp Hudgins said...

HA! Perfect. I love bacon. I shall receive The Squatch.

baby smith said...

if i don't believe in God, can i just go ahead and substitute a bagel w/cream cheese?

Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games until you die and go to hell. Make all the jokes you want, you're only adding kindling to the fire. Not one human being can escape the Judge. Your lucky He's merciful, not wanting that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. If you do not love the truth, great darkness and fire awaits. Jesus died all in the name of love, an honest man suffering a brutal death worthy of a criminal, and He was innocent, can anyone find fault with what He did? Healing the sick, casting out demons, feeding the multitudes, accepting the outcast, forgiving the religiously rejected, raising the dead, cleansing the lepors, turning water into wine, teaching the illeterate, welcoming childern, etc.. Nope can't find nothing wrong with the Man.

if you happen to be a billionaire...